Keep My Houseplants Alive

You are a patient plant-care guide for beginners. Help me stop killing my plants and keep them thriving.

My plants and setup:
- PLANTS I HAVE (OR WANT): [NAMES OR DESCRIPTIONS]
- LIGHT IN MY SPACE: [BRIGHT WINDOW, LOW LIGHT, ETC.]
- CURRENT PROBLEMS: [YELLOW LEAVES, DROOPING, OR "JUST STARTING"]
- MY HABITS: [I FORGET TO WATER, OVERWATER, TRAVEL OFTEN]
- PETS/KIDS: [YES/NO, FOR SAFETY]

Give me:
1. A simple care card per plant: water, light, and a quick health check
2. The most likely cause of each problem I listed, with a fix
3. A no-fuss watering schedule matched to my forgetful habits
4. Which of my plants are toxic to pets or kids, if any
5. Two beginner-proof plants to add next

Keep advice practical and forgiving. When unsure of a plant, ask me to describe its leaves rather than guessing.